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Tsarman
(Original song: Starman by David Bowie)
Too many road works making traffic all go slow
I heard reports on the radio
Some men were diggin' out some huge big hole, great big hole, it said
That Ken High Street was now one way
With diversions and worse still yet more delays
But Tony Blair says that now help was on its way
Coz the Tsarman'll make the traffic flow
He's gonna sort the roads out
And he'll make it green for go
Coz the Tsar can make it go all right
Unlike John Major's cone line
It was useless and was shite
Tone tells us
Let the traffic flow free
Let the traffic flow free
Let all the traffic flow free
I got caught up today in a contraflow
As the traffic jam began to grow
Yet New Labour say the traffic Tsar's gonna get it controlled
But still until then cars are grid to grid
And Tony Blair says that his plans are big
Look out the window and watch out for some flying pigs
Coz the Tsarman'll make the problem go
He's gonna sort the snarl ups
Banning all cars from the road
Coz the Tsar can ease this traffic pain
By redesigning roadways
To make them all bus lanes
Tone tells us
Let the traffic flow free
Let the traffic flow free
Let all the traffic flow free
Coz the Tsarman won't make the traffic drag
He's gonna sort the roads out
For the PM and two jags
Coz the Tsarman says Labour cannot fail
This muddled route to transport
Is now the road to hell
Tone tells us
Let the traffic flow free
Let the traffic flow free
Let all the traffic flow free
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (repeat till fade)
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