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Tony Blair Is Beautiful
(Original song: Everything Is Beautiful by Ray Stevens)
Tony wants to sort all problems
All the problems in the world
He wants to fight the fight, have it sorted every night
Tony wants to save the people of the world
Tony Blair is beautiful, brightens up the day
Gonna put the world to rights and maybe the IRA
Tony Blair is beautiful with his third way
Gonna save the world, make bad people go away
There is none as good, so pious, pure and sweet
Preaching out to the whole world as he stoops to wash our feet
He’ll cure the sick and heal all ills and then go keep world order
And then we’ll see that only HE can really walk on water
Tony Blair is beautiful, brightens up the day
Gonna put the world to rights and show Saddam the way
Tony Blair is beautiful with his third way
Gonna save the world, make bad people go away
He knows what’s just and he knows what’s fair, hear the choir sing
Don’t be dazzled by the halo light or the bright white angel wings
He’s gonna get it all together now with pure thought oh so fine
The Damascus road is calling for him to turn water into wine
Tony Blair is beautiful flying in his jet
Marching on his lone crusade his works not done just yet
Tony Blair is beautiful he’s good and so kind
With all the world leaders the deaf, dumb and the blind
Tony Blair is beautiful, brightens up the day
Gonna build Jerusalem , gonna build it right away
Tony Blair is beautiful with his third way
Gonna save the world, make bad people go away
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