That's Cherie Booth
(Original song: Up On The Roof by The Drifters)

When there are freebies going around
And discount goods are there to be found
She acts real smart ‘cause she’s a QC
Whatever she wants she likes it all buckshee
Cherie Booth is rich as she can be
She’ll pay the price as long as it is free
I wanna tell you now

Discount deals done in countless ways
Nothing to pay out on all holidays (that’s Cherie Booth)
She’s one part of a hustling breed
That’s just the way of all New Labour greed (that’s Cherie Booth)
Cherie Booth’s the only game in town
She’ll squeeze you till you bring your prices down
I keep on tellin’ you now

Right smack dab in the middle of town
Someone’s middle way’s not trouble proof (that’s Cherie Booth)
And if the press is getting her down
The truth machine will spin for Cherie Booth (for Cherie Booth)
No matter what she does or where she’s been
She’ll still come out all fresh and smelling clean
That’s Cherie Booth (that’s Cherie Booth)


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