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Send Tess More Pounds
(Original song: Send In The Clowns by Judy Collins)
Isn’t Tess rich
And without flaw
Tessa’s an innocent dupe
Who’s not broke the law
Send Tess more pounds
Isn't Tess shrewd
She was approved
For home loans she signed for
Or least cannot prove
Where are the pounds
Send Tess more pounds
Just when she thought the pressure was on
Tony he stepped in and pompously said that she’s clear
Giving his backing again with his usual flair
Sure of himself
Backing her lies
This is a farce
Dave’s fault I fear
Tess signed the mortgage forms he said
Were perfectly clear
But where are the pounds
Quick send Tess more pounds
Her husband needs bail
Isn’t Tess brave
She’s shown no fear
Losing her husband to save her career
But she’ll get the pounds
When touted around
As a New Labour peer
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