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Ridin' A Virgin Loco
(Original song: Livin' La Vida Loco by Ricky Martin)
Branson is into travel
He loves his aeroplanes
Always self-promoting
Plugging the Virgin name
He wants admiration
Yes he wants it day and night
And now his new fixation
His train set works alright
He’ll make you sit and notice
And he really is a pain
Each moment of his crazy life
Is one long risky game
Like a trip on Virgin trains
Up track line is out
We’re ridin’ a Virgin loco
Derailed, signals down
We’re ridin’ a Virgin loco
Trains are always late
It saps your will to live
Drains you like a sieve
We're ridin’ a Virgin loco
We're ridin’ a Virgin loco
Ridin’ a Virgin loco
Woke up to breakfast telly
With Branson in my face
Crowing about his railway
Though it’s still a real disgrace
Said the usual nonsense
Then he smiled that cheesy grin
And once I got a sight of it
My head began to spin
Like he’s drivin’ me insane
Up track line is out
We’re ridin’ a Virgin loco
Trains turned upside down
We’re ridin’ a Virgin loco
Ain’t no big debate
Why he makes you late
Virgin’s second rate
We're ridin’ a Virgin loco
We're ridin’ a Virgin loco
Ridin’ a Virgin loco
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
He'll wear a silly jumper
And he’ll give us shitty trains
Nothing in his crazy life
Will take away our pain
Like a trip on Virgin trains
Up track line is out
We’re ridin’ a Virgin loco
Derailed, signals down
We’re ridin’ a Virgin loco
Trains are always late
It saps your will to live
Drains you like a sieve
We're ridin’ a Virgin loco
We're ridin’ a Virgin loco
Ridin’ a Virgin loco
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