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Phil Mitchell Phil Mitchell
(Original song: Matchmaker Matchmaker from the musical 'Fiddler On The Roof')
Phil Mitchell Phil Mitchell you dirty rat
Sleeping with Mel, pissing off Pat
Phil Mitchell Phil Mitchell old wounds might heal
But not if you’re Ian Beal
Phil Mitchell Phil Mitchell heavens above
Slept with the wife of your dear bruv
Watching poor Lisa get smashed every night
Your end I fear is in sight
Poor Peggy thinks he’s an angel
A Mitchell with a fine pedigree
Blood maybe thicker than water
But not as thick as her family
Phil Mitchell Phil Mitchell now owns the cafe
Which was owned once by his ex Kaff
Taken away from her favourite son
Ian feels stuffed and done
Phil Mitchell Phil Mitchell Walford’s hard man
Bullying Roy, stitching up Dan
Everyone plotting revengeful dark plans
Cause they’re not Phil Mitchell fans
Phil Mitchell you were once gentle
You knew how to laugh and to cry
But since you went all sub mental
Walford wants you to croak and die
Phil Mitchell Phil Mitchell don’t make no plans
They’re on to you or maybe they’re not
Being a Mitchell means you can get shot
So watch for your back
From an attack
Whatever you do
They will find you
Because you’re a marked man now
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