On BB
(Original song: Let It Be by The Beatles)

When I found myself once voting Bubble
I knew Big Brother got to me
I’m begging you Davina, let me be

And in the hours of darkness
And all day I see them on TV
Thirteen misfit weirdo’s on BB

On BB, on BB, on BB, on BB
Save me from these desperate wannabes

And all these clueless, starstruck oddballs
Living in the house will be
Made to look more brainless by BB

And if I miss the nightly show
Of masochistic sodomy
It’s on again tomorrow, on BB

On BB, on BB, on BB, on BB
Catch this scary freak show on BB

For though they maybe adults
There is still a chance that they may breed
For God sake stop them mating on BB

They’ll end up wearing orange suits
Like all Camp Xray internees
Keep them there forever on BB

On BB, on BB, on BB, on BB
Keep them there forever on BB


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