New Labour Filks Index


All Kinds of Failure
(Original song: All Kinds of Everything by Dana)

A New Labour Lie
(Original song: American Pie by Don McLean)

Brown's Frown
(Original song: Downtown by Petula Clark)

Can't Touch Me
(Original song: Can't Touch This by MC Hammer)

Cash In The Ground
(Original song: Hole In The Ground by Bernard Cribbins)

Cat's Out The Bag
(Original song: Cat's In The Cradle by Harry Chapin)

Crappy Pay
(Original song: Happy Days theme for the TV programme 'Happy Days')

I Don't Like Prescott
(Original song: I Don't Like Mondays by The Boomtown Rats)

I'm Gonna Tell (500 Lies)
(Original song: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers)

It's Me They Blame Naturally
(Original song: Alone Again (Naturally) by Gilbert O'Sullivan)

I've Been Selling Gongs, Man
(Original song: I've Been Everywhere, Man by Johnny Cash)

I've Never Read Anything Like It (In My Life)
(Original song: I've Never Seen Anything Like It (In My Life) from Doctor Dolittle)

Glory Glory Hallelujah (Tony Marches On)
(Original song: Glory Glory Hallelujah)

Send Tess More Pounds
(Original song: Send In The Clowns by Judy Collins)

Spin Is Spun For You
(Original song: I'll Be There For You by The Rembrants (the theme from Friends))

That's Cherie Booth
(Original song: Up On The Roof by The Drifters)

The Court Of Both The Greedy Blairs
(Original song: The Court Of King Caractacus by Rolf Harris)

Tony Blair Is Beautiful
(Original song: Everything Is Beautiful by Ray Stevens)

What A Mess
(Original song: Be Our Guest from the musical "Beauty And The Beast")
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