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I've Never Read Anything Like It (In My Life)
(Original song: I've Never Seen Anything Like It (In My Life) from Doctor Dolittle)
I’ve seen the Sun, I’ve read the Mail
I’ve seen stories with twists in the tail
But this Labour lot filling the pages
The worst I’ve read in must be ages
Must be ages? Turn the pages
And anyone can see that this government’s lie is rife
And I’ve never read anything like it in my life
I’ve never read anything like it
Never read anything like it
I’ve never read anything like it in my life
They’ve messed up schools, rigged elections
Not enough vaccine for flu injections
When chancellor, Gordon Brown
Kept putting taxes up, never down
Never down, he’s a clown
Since we lost our tax relief I’ve not yet told the wife
And I’ve never read anything like it in my life
I’ve never read anything like it,
You’ve never read anything like it
I’ve never read anything like it in my life
Give people care I’ll tell you straight
You have to give the nurses the going rate
But this Labour lot, still on the make
Still raking in the bungs coz their on the take
Makes me sick, it’s one big fix
They tax by stealth, they slash all wealth like brandishing a knife
And I’ve never read anything like it in my life
I’ve never read anything like it,
Never read anything like it,
I’ve never read anything like it in all my life
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