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I Wish I'd Brought More Pants In
(Original song: You Make Me Feel Like Dancing by Leo Sayer)
Ow, oh ow, ow, oh ow
Big Brother’s really been taunting
The way they’ve been mocking me
I wanted pants but now I’m walking
I’m a star in need of lingerie
Ten pairs to be precise
Baggy Y Fronts would be nice
I wish I’d brought more pants in
The ones I cacked in were in white
I wish I’d brought more pants in
The skid marks were a sight
I wish I’d brought more pants in
They’re all disgusting and minging
I gave them all to Jade
That’s why I’m walking, oh walking
Owwwwww
The pong is strong in the morning
My pants are rank with wee-wee, wee-wee, wee
Just hold my breath
But still smell my mess
It’s a WMD
It’s really not a laugh
It’s oozing straight right through my arse
I wish I’d brought more pants in
Or a thong from M and S
I wish I’d brought more pants in
Or some long johns and a vest
I wish I’d brought more pants in
Dare I mention, it’s stenchin’
Let’s nuke the stains away
My poo is seeping, I’m leaking
Urghhhhhhhhh!
Diddapoo I diddid dapoo
I diddapoo I diddid dapoo
Diddapoo I diddid dapoo
I diddapoo I diddid dapoo
Diddapoo I diddid dapoo
I diddapoo I diddid dapoo
The poo is through my fly
And running down my thigh
I wish I’d brought more pants in
And a bag of sturdy corks
I wish I’d brought more pants in
So I’d stop my turdy walks
I wish I’d brought more pants in
It’s all so stupid, they’re putrid
They’re soggy and they’re foul
That’s why I do sing, do sing
High-yi-yi
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