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I Wanna Be Like Jade
(Original song: I Want To Be Like You from the film 'The Jungle Book')
Now I am Kinga the minga
A BB VIP
Orliath’s gone they brought me on
And now I’m on tv
I wanna be like my hero
I’m gonna blow this town
I’m trailer park trash, I’m loud and brash
My knickers are comin’ down
Oh, I’ve got it made
I’m gonna be like Jade
I wanna walk like her
Talk like her, too
They said she was a pig
But she made it big
If she can do it, I can do it too
I’ve got to turn on the voters
And maybe Derek too
But Eugene’s weird and Craig’s in tears
And Makosi I’m comin’ for you
But I think I know the secret
To make my dreams come true
I’ve got no class, just tits and arse
And I’ll show my bits to you
Oh, I’ve got it made
I’m gonna be like Jade
I wanna talk like her
Walk like her, too
Hello is calling me
Pig Monthly’s on to me
If Jade can do it, I can do it too
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