I've Been Selling Gongs, Man
(Original song: I've Been Everywhere, Man by Johnny Cash)
With Cherie by my side watching everything unfold on tv
When along came the Rozzers with some probing questions for me
But as I waited sweating buckets for the filth to arrive
I thought there’s no way copper you’ll ever take me alive
Don’t ask if I’m guilty or I’ve committed perjury
Coz I’ll say listen to me Yates I’m working on my legacy
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’ve been selling gongs, man
When shove comes to push, man
I’ve cleaned the cupboards bear, man
It’s right I’ve had my share, man
I’ve been selling gongs
I’ve sold a
VC, OBE, CBE, MBE
QVC, DFC, DCM, KFC
QC, KBE, Channel 4, OCB
CB, HP, BT, CMG
CD, BP, DSM, DFM
BLT, ERM and BSM, I’m a killer
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’d drink Cherie’s douche-bag, man
If it meant more cash for me, man
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’ve been selling gongs
I’ve sold a
KB, PC, something to the KGB
AM, PM, MDF, PTA
KG, KC, ITV, BBC
SAS, M n’ S, I’m sending out an SOS
VD, TB, GBH and PPP
ABH, ADH and DVD for Pete’s sake
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’d Ebay them on line, man
I’d sell my very soul, man
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’ve been selling gongs
I’ve sold a
KP, RAC, trust me, cup of tea,
ISO, DCO, T n’ G and OXO
FBI, MFI, ICI, don’t know why
I’m not guilty, blame Lord Levy
I’ve sent the troops to fight a war
Love the rich and screw the poor
I’ve been selling gongs, man
I’ve been selling gongs, man
It won’t be long till I’m gone, man
It’s every man for himself, man
Too right I’ve had my share, man
I’ve been selling gongs
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