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It's Lancing
(Original song: Come Dancing by The Kinks)
Chavs like to hang out on a piece of land
With a can of Stella in their hand
With the girls all puking in the alley
The blokes burn rubber in a Nova rally
It’s where the Chavs all come and show their bling
Argos hoops and tacky sovereign rings
It’s Lancing
A town where Burberry is so cool
You know it’s Lancing
So Neanderthal
Another Saturday, another fight
And blood and vomit stains their Nike whites
Jules is ready in anticipation
Against the sidings of the railway station
Wayne is weak and he knows he can’t resist her
He’s a Chav and he really loves his sister
It’s Lancing
That’s how they do it when they make a kid
And when they breed in Lancing
It’s like their daddies did
When they’re grown up we know they’re gonna breed
They’re gonna go and spread their demon seed
Nike hoodies and T-shirts on their heads
It’s how Chavs dress coz they’re really so inbred
They all like things so disgusting and vile
Like blonde extensions and Jeremy Kyle
It’s Lancing
A town where Pringle is so cool
You know it’s Lancing
So Neanderthal
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