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In The Whitehouse
(Original song: In The Ghetto by Elvis Presley)
Like all the guys
While Hillary canvassed New York State
I stayed home and did masturbate in the White House (in the White House)
And the intern cries
Cause there’s one thing that I did need
Was Monica Lewinsky down on her knees in the White House (in the White House)
Oh people I was President
And the girl was heaven sent
Oh she’ll remember Bill till her dying day
I’m just the same as JFK
Having fun while the wife’s away
All we need is a little time to work rest and play
The butt was wet
The cigar was damp, sticky and soggy
I lost poor socks the Clinton moggy in the White House (in the White House)
There was upset
And so began Hill’s non-stop moan
I started having sex on the telephone in the White House (in the White House)
Then one night in desperation
Hillary breaks away
She puts a gun against my balls
I try to run but I trip and I fall
And she waves goodbye
Cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
Is another little bastard mouth to feed in the White House (in the White House)
But how time flies
Bush is in and now we’re gone
But I still swear to God I did nothing wrong in the White House (in the White House)
And Lewinsky cries
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