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I Hate Croc Shoes
(Original song: Crocodile Shoes by Jimmy Nail)
Bright blue footwear all the time
And pink and orange and green ones cross the line
They must be torched, they must be culled
For they’re gonna go and walk us all to hell
Those chav-like shoes will screw with you
For croc shoes don’t know how much I hate you
I hate croc shoes, I hate croc shoes
I hate croc shoes, I hate croc shoes
Smug tossers, sanctimonious fools
Who think black socks and plastic crocs are so cool
Those pratts sure do take a different point of view
I’d do anything to destroy their blue croc shoes
I hate croc shoes, I hate croc shoes
I hate croc shoes, I hate croc shoes
They cost so much when bought on line
They should be banned as a fashion crime
Yet still they breed like nasty weeds
Lets damn the croc like a chav with special needs
I hate croc shoes, I hate croc shoes
I hate croc shoes, I hate croc shoes
(REPEAT TO FADE)
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