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I'd Like To Give The World A Ring
(Original song: I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing by The New Seekers)
I hear you on your mobile phone
On the train from work
Your endless chatter everyday
Is driving me berserk
You’ve talked about your father’s gout
Your brothers gonorrhoea
I’m pleased your granny’s piles have gone
Like your diarrhoea
I’d like to take your mobile phone
And shove it up your bum
This would be my way to say
Here’s a one to one
(That’s the crap I hear)
I’d like to take your mobile phone
Throw it off the train now (dobee-do-do)
I’d like to see your mobile phone
And ram it up your arse now (la-la-la-la)
You’re always there to give advice
To everyone you know
I’ve heard you said when you give head
To suck but never blow
You say your perm is far too long
The texture’s much too fine
I’m glad you’ve shaved your pubic hair
Across your bikini line
I’d like to take your mobile phone
I want to hear you squawk
When I take and shove it down your throat
Oh yes it’s good to talk
(That’s the crap I hear)
I’d like to take your mobile phone
Throw it off the train now (dobee-do-do)
I’d like to see your mobile phone
And ram it up your arse now (la-la-la-la)
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