Huw Edwards Superstar
(Original song: Who Do You Think You Are by The Spice Girls)
The news is on I've just hit the button
With head held high, his roots aren't forgotton
Looking good with his news reading pageant
What turns me on is his sexy Welsh accent
I say Huw Edwards you're a superstar (a real superstar)
I say Huw Edwards you're a superstar
It's the way you read it, say it, speak it, mouth it
Like a movie star
Choose me, use me, grease me Huey
Have me as you are
Take me, break me, spank me, cream me
We can use my car
Thrust me, truss me, rope and brand me
On my cocktail bar
You read the news like a man on a mission
You're so much smarter than that Peter Sissons
So get MacDonald back on the farm
You outclass him on breeding, sex and charm
I say Huw Edwards you're a superstar (a real superstar)
I say Huw Edwards you're a superstar
It's the way you thrill me, chill me, fill me Huey
My how big you are
Take me, mate me, you will hear me
Moaning like a choir
Jiggle, wiggle, bump and hump me
Burn me with desire
Thwack me, whack me, go on stuff me
Set my soul on fire
I say Huw Edwards you're a superstar (a real superstar)
I say Huw Edwards you're a superstar
It's the way you read it, say it, speak it, mouth it
Like a movie star
Choose me, use me, grease me Huey
Have me as you are
Take me, break me, spank me, cream me
We can use my car
Thrust me, truss me, rope and brand me
Set my soul on fire
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