Hey Brood
(Original song: Hey Jude by The Beatles)
(PAUL)
Hey Brood, this is your dad
About my new wife, my young bride Heather
Remember to take her into your heart
Then you can start to call her mother
(BROOD – Stella & James)
Hey dad, don’t be a fool
We shall never ever accept her
She’s scheming and only after your cash
Better beware of your lucky Heather
(BROOD)
But never mind we’ve got her sussed
Hey dad, trust us
You married the bitch but we wont beg
To give her up and pack her in
‘Cause she can’t win
Since we buried her only plastic leg
(CHILISHLY THUMBING THEIR NOSES)
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
(PAUL)
Hey brood, don’t act so bad
It’s been so hard and oh so grim
Remember it’s a brand new start
So have a heart and return her limb
(PAUL)
So dig it up and bring it in
Hey brood, give in
She’s Lady McCartney, it’s all over
And don’t you know that it’s just cruel
Hey brood, be cool
Without her leg she’ll fall right over
Legover
Leg, leg, legover
HOPPING PURPOSEFULLY, HEATHER ENTERS.
(HEATHER)
Hey pet, me leg’s nay here
I reckon it’s down to Stella
Just tell her to give me back me shin
At least mine's thin….
STELLA TRIUMPHANTLY HOLDS HEATHER’S PLASTIC LEG ALOFT.
(HEATHER cont)
……I’ll fookin’ kill her
Kill her, kill her, kill her, kill her, kill her, kill her….AHHHHH!
HEATHER ANGRILY MAKES A GRAB FOR THE LEG BUT STELLA SNATCHES IT AWAY AND LAUGHS SPITEFULLY. AND AS THE REFRAIN CONTINUES, SHE IS HOTLY PURSUED AROUND THE STAGE BY A HOPPING AND DETERMINED HEATHER.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, hey brood
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, hey brood
CONTINUE TILL FADE
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