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Farewell To Posh And Becks
(Original song: Sweet Dreams My LA Ex by Rachel Stevens)
Hey hang your mobile up
Becks you’re gonna get divorced now
Coz you have really messed up
Posh is gonna castrate you
We knew it all along
Like Dasani water and Beck’s sarong
The Posh and Beck’s brand has all gone wrong
Flat like another Posh song
Although Posh cannot sing
She knows just how to pout now
While Beckham keeps shaving his hair off again
Gives us something else to read about
While Posh talks to lawyers
And Becks sends another text
It’s looking as though they will split up and go
Farewell to Posh and Becks
When Becks went off to Spain
Posh was free with none to check her
While she was rapping with Dash
Becks was having text with Rebecca
Looks like this Posh has flown
Spending her birthday all alone
Refusing to take Beck’s calls
Kiss goodbye to golden balls
If I were in her shoes
Becks life now would be hell
It wasn’t so much that he had sex with Loos
More that he just couldn’t spell
If I were in their shoes
What on earth would I do next
Sell out to Hello, take the money and go
Farewell to Posh and Becks
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