Crappy Pay
(Original song: Happy Days theme for the TV programme 'Happy Days'

Sunday Monday, crappy pay
Tuesday Wednesday, crappy pay
Thursday Friday, crappy pay
The pay is shite
We’re ready to strike
We’re gonna walk out today

I’m fully paid up TUC (we want more pay)
So don’t you try to mess with me (just start to pray)
Hello Tone, just guess who
Wants more money out of you
Heed the warning, nature calls
If you don’t give in we’ll bust your balls

Sunday Monday, crappy pay
Tuesday Wednesday, crappy pay
Thursday Friday, crappy pay
Don’t screw our needs
With policies
We’re comin’ right after you

We never get the wage we ask (just crappy pay)
‘Cause Labour’s head’s stuck up its arse (it’s just their way)
Too many years have come to pass
At last we’re back on strike again, oh happy days


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