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Cheaper Seats
(Original song: Tiger Feet by Mud
Yea-a-a-ah! Yeah!
All night long, I’ve been checkin’ the sites
Cause on the web I know I’ll find those cheaper flights
Oh well now, you don’t get no food
And the cabin staff are really rude
And the planes come equipped with an outside WC
Alright
They’re shite, they’re shite, they’re shite, they’re shite
I really hate those cheaper flights
But they’re cheap, they’re cheap, they’re cheap, they’re cheap
‘Cos I need those cheaper seats, I really need those cheaper seats
Those cheaper seats, those cheaper seats, those cheaper seats
Well alright
For a cut price ticket and a no frills bargain deal
You’re packed in closer than a load of export veal
I’ve got a feeling that Easy Jet
Only fly us for a bet
And we might even end up dead from DVT
Alright
Too tight, too tight, too tight, too tight
They really pack those cheaper flights
Dead meat, dead meat, dead meat, dead meat
You get cramps from cheaper seats, cramps from cheaper seats
Those cheaper seats, those cheaper seats, those cheaper seats
Well alright
(GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL)
That's right, (that's right), that's right, (that's right)
I really hate those cheaper flights
But they’re cheap, (they’re cheap), they’re cheap, (they’re cheap)
I really hate those cheaper seats, I really hate those cheaper seats
Well alright now
We’ve gone one engine down
And flying too close to the ground
I don’t like the way they do what they’re doing to me
Alright
They’re shite, they’re shite, they’re shite, they’re shite
I really hate those cheaper flights
Dead meat, dead meat, dead meat, dead meat
I really hate those cheaper seats, I really hate those cheaper seats
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