Cheap Dyson
(Original song: Greased Lightning from the film 'Grease')
Why this machine is automatic
It´s systematic
It´s hy-dromatic
Why it´s a greased Dyson (greased Dyson)
It’s gotta flash new filter and a funky grey screen, oh yeah
(Keep hooverin’, whoa keep hooverin´)
Clear bin assembly and a pucka coated hose, oh yeah
(I’ll save the money, I´ll sack to save some money)
I’ll clear the factory floor, they´ll be bangin´ on the door
My staff are in the shit ‘cos I’m getting out of it
Great Dyson
(Great, great, great, great, great, great etc.)
Go James Dyson, you must be having a laugh
(Cheap Dyson, go cheap Dyson)
Your machines are suckers and so are all of your staff
(Cheap Dyson, go cheap Dyson)
We’ll go to the wall while Malaysia has a ball with cheap Dyson
(Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls etc.)
We’ll get a purple-hued adaptor and a wand and a hose, oh yeah
Colonic irrigation is what we’ve got in mind, oh yeah
Using filters, brush and bars, using tools to mark and scar
You took us all for fools, now we’ll stick our crevice tools up cheap Dyson
(Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap)
Dyson, Dyson, Dyson
Dyson Dyson, Dyson, Dyson
Yeah!
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