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Can't Touch Me
(Original song: Can't Touch This by MC Hammer)
You can’t touch me
You can’t touch me
You can’t touch me
You can’t touch me
I, I, I, I’m Teflon Tone I’m non-stick
A go to war lunatic
Thank you Lord for blessing me
With a gift of the gab that can mislead
Unlike Bush you can’t impeach
A super slick Willie with a law degree
And so you know as such
That I am a man, uh, you can’t touch
I told you Paxman (you can’t touch me)
Yeah, I keep getting away with it (you can’t touch me)
Better believe because you know (you can’t touch me)
Yo, let me take you for a ride (you can’t touch me)
Smooth and hip, big grin
You gotta be cool if you know what to win
Just lie, through your teeth
And let Peter Foster take the heat
On a roll now, hold on
Scrap the Lords coz it’s time they were gone
I like that, like that
Up against a wall, so they won’t come back
Let ‘em know that I’m too much
Coz I am a man, uh, you can’t touch
I told you (you can’t touch me)
Why bother, I’m fireproof (you can’t touch me)
Ain’t no dictator bigger than me (you can’t touch me)
Yo, let me show you the WMD sucka (you can’t touch me)
It’s sink or swim, I’m swimming
Against the tide but baby I’m winning
Now you know
When you talk about Blair you talk about the show
A big shot, that’s me
I’m getting ready for world war three
Not late, to learn
I love to fiddle while the city burns
The war, real class
If you don’t like it you can kiss my ass
You can’t touch me
You can’t touch me
You can’t touch me
You can’t touch me
Stop, Tony time
I’m presidential Tony
And Cherie says why not
I could rule the world coz I’m really hot to trot
Now why would I ever quit doing this
With people wanting more I just can’t miss
I’ve toured around the world from London to Bombay
It’s Tony, go Tony, up Tony, yo Tony
Let’s see Gordon rap this way
You can’t touch me (TO FADE)
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