Annie Robinson
(Original song: Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel)
And here’s to you Annie Robinson
The rudest person on TV today (hey, hey, hey)
God save us all from Annie Robinson
Heaven help the ones who cannot play (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
We think we know what made them choose you for the weakest link
They thought you’d fold your arms and wink your eye
Look around, humiliate contestants with a sigh
Put them through their paces till you say “Goodbye”
Where have you gone Robert Robinson
Question master on the BBC (he, he, he)
We miss your wit, charm and irony
On programmes such as Ask The Family (he, he, he, he, he, he)
Hiding in the schedules on a weekday afternoon
Putting people off their tea and cup cakes
There’s no better way to show off how you really tick
Watching as you lord it, Annie, really makes me sick
F-f-fuck you Mrs. Robinson
Jesus it’s a patronising show (oh, oh, oh)
What’s that we say Annie Robinson
You’re the weakest link and have to go (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
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