All Us Chavs Are Made Like This
(Original song: Memories Are Made Of This by Dean Martin)

Sweet sweet the Burberry you gave-a-me
Can’t beat the bling bling you gave-a-me

Take one night out on the piss
(Sweet sweet the Nova you gave-a-me)
Add one Stella smelling kiss
(Can’t beat the Gucci you gave-a-me)
Some bling, some blow
Can’t spell ASBO
All us Chavs are made like this

Sweet sweet the Burberry you gave-a-me
Can’t beat the bling bling you gave-a-me

Don’t forget the sovereign rings
(Sweet sweet the Pringle you gave-a-me)
Or our Argos well good bling
(Can’t beat the VD you gave-a-me)
Big hoops, gold chains
No class, no brains
All us Chavs are made like this

Sweet sweet the Burberry you gave-a-me
Can’t beat the bling bling you gave-a-me

Then wear a Burberry hat
To look just like a pratt
Our bitches all are mingers
Sat in our Nova cars
With loads of stretch mark scars
They’ll give you bastards the finger

Sweet sweet the Burberry you gave-a-me
Can’t beat the bling bling you gave-a-me

Love a curry and a fight
(Sweet sweet your Giro you gave-a-me)
Then I’m in the bog all night
(Can’t beat the Nike you gave-a-me)
Next day, sign on
Pissed up, doles gone
All us Chavs are made like this
All us Chavs are made like this


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