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Featured Filk
Cheap Flights ('08 Version)
(Original song: Street Life by Randy Crawford)
Poor ol' Gordon Brown has never experienced the fun of flying pig-class on a budget airline. Now, thanks to the high cost of fuel, neither will we, because the days of flying across the world for 50 pence (plus a thousand pounds for baggage, drinks, food, bad service, drunk pilots and DVT) are well and truly over. How sad.
Oh yes those cheap flights they drove us round the bend
Fuel hikes have put them to an end
Cheap flights, oh how we’ll reminisce
Cheap flights, all those crappy things we’ll miss
A hundred flights a day
Everyone delayed
Couldn’t board the flight
You were waiting for all night
Lost luggage was a pain
And never seen again
You’d flown to the Maldives
But your bags were stuck in Leeds
Cheap flights, treated flyers with disdain
Cheap flights, all their pleasure was our pain
Cheap flights, sure you got a bargain deal
Cheap flights, made you feel like export veal
The seats were there for sale
To make you feel like hell
You couldn’t board your flight
You were waiting for all night
Although the price was cheap
You were herded in like sheep
Did your body dehydrate
But was it worth the wait
Cheap flights
Cheap flights
Cheap flights
Oh cheap flights
Cheap flights, they gave nothing out for free
Cheap flights, except for DVT
Cheap flights, it could have been much worse
Cheap Flights, you could come home in a hearse
Cheap flights
Cheap flights
Cheap flights
Oh cheap flights
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